February 2012
everyone else: i'm getting an ipad and a laptop and $300 worth of clothes and...
me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK
guy: i had sex ten times in one night!
guy: you legend *high-five*
girl: i had sex once
society: oh my god would you calm down with your sexual acts you massive slut, why don't you just become a prostitute seeing as you already act like one, oh look there's a leaf do you want to sleep with that too you sexual predator of the night
January 2012
December 2011
leave a winky face in my ask if you'd fuck
1 tag
passed all my college classes MOTHERFUCKERS
new icon. back on my tumblr grind, playaaaas.
4 tags
blazin
damn mayne, I lost over 140 followers.
ha
November 2011
